In a shocking turn of events, after years of speculation and wild conspiracy theories, we reveal the top three most searched terms on their platform. Brace yourselves, because these findings are about to blow your mind!
1. YouTube – A Black Hole of Cat Videos and DIY Fails
Topping the charts is none other than YouTube, the virtual vortex of endless entertainment and questionable life hacks. Users worldwide are apparently so obsessed with the platform that they forget they can actually use it to learn stuff (who knew?).
We always suspected people were spending an unhealthy amount of time on YouTube, but we never imagined it would be the number one search term. Maybe they should start offering ‘How to Quit YouTube’ tutorials.”
2. Amazon – Where You Can Buy Everything Except Common Sense
Coming in at a close second is Amazon, the online marketplace that has single-handedly revolutionized the way we shop. Need a new toaster? Amazon. Want to buy a life-size cutout of your favorite celebrity? Amazon. It seems there’s nothing you can’t find on this digital megastore.
It just goes to show that people will do anything to avoid leaving their houses.
3. Facebook – Because Who Needs Real Friends When You Have Likes?
Rounding out the top three is Facebook, the social media giant that has successfully convinced us that stalking our exes and arguing with strangers about politics is a productive use of our time.
But let’s be real, we all know it’s mostly just grandparents trying to figure out how to use emojis. 😉
So there you have it, folks, the top three Google searches are officially YouTube, Amazon, and Facebook. And while this news may not change your life, it’s certainly made us all question our browsing habits just a little bit more.
Let’s move away from our phones and learn more about holistic health
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